Dynamite FC

PLAYER

NAME

The Scoop…

DadaDino (C)

Femi

DadaDinomite!  Expect explosion…big explosions!

Naña (C)

Peter

Nana, Na…you ain’t gett’n near his goal! Think linebacker…Ouch!

Robobo

Rob

I, Robot!  (On Injured Reserve)

Ramosita

Christal

Ramosita…what you call a lady version of Rambo on a soccer field.

Hulk

Roy

It’s in the name…Hulk-Smash!!!

Hanajar

Hannah

DC United bound? The next Andy Najar or Alex Morgan?

Stu

Erik

Stu…Hmm, that’s simply a scary name in this game!

DalyNews

Paola

Headline News when she is done!

Shin

Taekyu

Take-Out time!  “Taekyu gonna taek yu out!”

Snoop Lion

Nathan Kim

This Rookie quickly moved from Dogg to Lion. He ROARS at you!

Nate K

Nate Kelley

Major Nate…Boom! Don’t even get near his goal.

Eli

Joshua J.

Put a ball on a Rocket Scientist’s foot and you got, “Crazy!”

YoShi

Vincent

YoShi…whose Mario?

zay park

Ken P.

Don’t even think of park’n in his lot!

Sonita

Sonia

O Sonita…AMC’s injured Bonita! (On Injured Reserve)

CiCi

Cindi

She ain’t no pizza…but she can deliver! CiCi dangerous.

Rappido

Josiah

Rappidooooo…go, go, go, goooaaalll!

Jonaldo

Jonathan

There’s Ronaldo…and then there is Jonaido! Fantastic Footballer

Kristiano

Kristen

Kristiano…the lady version!  Real Madrid, look what you’re missing!

GoodFeathers

PLAYER

NAME

The Scoop…

East River (C)

Jason C.

Running drills with bike helmets!

UWS (C)

Caleb

Running circles around Central Park

Wall Street

Amanuel

Gym rat with an appetite.

Upper West Side

Angie B.

What am I supposed to do, again?

M15 Select

Angie L.

Is our building still inhabitable? Sandy!!

East Village

Angie W.

I’m not really playing…

Penn Station

Chris

Still sleeping through the crack of dawn

72nd

Cindy

None shall pass the wall of Han 2!

Lincoln Square

Jason H.

None shall pass the wall of Han 1!

A Train

Jean C.

Are pink shin guards intimidating?

Grand Central

Jennie

Today is the first time I’m wearing my cleats…

Occupy

Joseph

This We’ll Defend!

Tribeca

Laura

Marathon running before the crack of dawn!

Union Square

Lee

We’re toast…

City Hall

Marilyn

Marilyn from Maryland, now from Manhattan

M34 Select

Paul

How about some Shake Shack before the game?

Greenwich

Sarah

You shao not pass!

FiDi

Summer

Wasn’t I on defense?

Bowery

Wayne

Hurricane, shmurricane. I’m still running.

NOHO

Tabitha

Future NY Red Bulls…

SOHO

Lydia

Future NY Red Bulls…

Big Apple

Barnabas

Future NY Red Bulls…

Les Bleus

PLAYER

NAME

The Scoop…

wildabeast (C)

Will C.

Don’t get too close to the wildabeast, he eats strikers for breakfast!

Mike D (C)

Mike D.

You can’t, you won’t, you don’t stop! Mike D come & rock the Sure Shot!

El Matador

Justin Y.

Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole! Ole!

elaDaniela

Danielle

We can stand under our Daniela, ella, ella ay ay ay!!!

SMH

JR

You’ll be shaking YOUR head as he scores goal after goal!

ZIGZAG

Zara

You better get your zzz’s the night before you face ZIGZAG Zara!

Gaucho

Paul

el gaucho es espectacular!

TIGRÉ

Ethan

Cuidado! El Tigre ataca! (On loan with HighSchool today)

FantaFay

Fay

You wanta fanta? Not after she steals the ball from you.

illmayah

Will M.

His D is so good it’ll make you sick!

DADDY

Joshua H.

This daddy’s got long legs!

Miguelito

Mike Y.

So crazy it just might work…

COCO

Nicole

You’ll go coo coo after coco scores on you!

NatAttack

Natalie

Watch out for the NatAttack!

M

Mel

One letter is all you have time to read as he blows by you!

Slice

Kinbo

Mama said knock you out!

Watts

Shelly

Watts Up?!! The ball – after she kicks it away from you!

Más o Menos Messi

PLAYER

NAME

The Scoop…

Tomlin II

P. Andy

“Steel Curtain, Steel Curtain, Steel Curtain! Now wave the Terrible Towel!”

B. Tsai (C)

Ben

That was Bentastic!

Songate (C)

Andrew

Bend it like Songate!

Shyu (C)

Brian

“Never go through life without goals.”

Yi

Candice

Can’t stop scoring…won’t stop scoring!

S. Tsai

Sam

Swill Monsters eats soccer balls for lunch!

Shin

Allie

True essence of a soccer mom.

Zhang

Larry

The little engine that could.

Park

Ray

Mikasa makes soccer balls too!

Stanely

Grant

Keep calm and stay on your feet.

Shyu

Meenah

Mas o Menos Meen, “AH!”

Bishop

Will

Where there’s a Will, there’s a way!

Tsai

Bessy

Lionel Bessi of Marcelona!

Hong

Sam

Cut ‘em off at the pass!

Rager

Sarah

This is just preseason for softball, right?

Steele

Nick

The original Steele curtain

Triangle Arsenal

PLAYER

NAME

The Scoop…

Cole (C)

Meaghan

The former UNC pro with lethal weapons…boom!

T. Platz (C)

Tim

Destroyer of everything in her path, better get out of the way!

Howarth

Dan

With reflexes so fast, one blink and you will miss!

Langston

Catherine

Unstoppable, unpassable, unbelievable!

E. Kim

Eddie

Runs like a cheetah, stings like a bee, ouch!

Gold

Lea

She’s got moves sweeter than honey, purer than gold!

O. Cho

Thom

Oh Cho Cinco!  

Whyte

Jaimie

Can you say goooaaaaalllll!!!!!!!

L. Chen

Li

Long-haired warrior princess with invisible moves.

Ahn

Jean

Strikes fear into the opposing defense with a smile!

Ealy

John

Moves like thunder, strikes like lightning

J. Platz

Jessica

Destroyer of everything in her path, better get out of the way!

A. Kim

Anne

Anne of Green Gab…NOT!  ‘Anna-ialate’ of North Carolina.

Adefolalu

Tutu

A goalie who stalks like a lion, and leaps like a gazelle.

Murry

Donald

Dominating defensive player you don’t want to face!

Wei

David

When concrete meets a stone wall, no one can get through

Kim

P.Gus

Brazil + Insanity = Hat Trick…Anything else? Booyah!

United

PLAYER

NAME

The Scoop…

ROBERTINHO (C)

Robert

Forget the Gangnam Style…He’s got ‘Brazillian Psy-Style’…Pele Returns!

MARCOS (C)

P.Mark

Beautiful Gamer…with Only one thing on his mind: GOOOOOAAAAALLL!

Francisco

Francis

49er Defense in soccer?!? Nuff said!

BRIGGA

Nate B.

BRIGG It On Baby!!!

ISABEL

Elisa

Did I just feel ‘Isabe’l go by?  Yep, the Storm is back?

LIENSANITY

Lien

And you thought Insanity was bad…Huh!

RAMANOS

Stephen

Don’t come mah way!!! None will Remainos after mah Tacklelos…

Sanginha

Stephanie

 Super-Sanginha! Yes, you just got burned.

NiecesPces

Denice

Reeses Pieces…The new Power Bar!

Timótheo

P.Tim

“Retiring…slowly”

GFORCE

David

Everywhere…Everyway…Everyone.  He will be in your face sooner or later.

Hansel

Eugene

The canniBALLISTIC…ManU style! Did we just see HanPersie? 

Sunshine

Jason

You can run, you can try and hide…But, the SUN will SET on you!

Tanzema

Tandice

Tantalizingly TanZema…the ‘Z’ is the ‘Z’ in Zoom! See ya!

JELLY

Jennifer

The Ultimate Stopper…”You will STOP!”

Luca Oni

Oluseyi

Simply….lightening fast!  O, where do you want me to shoot from?

Jamba

John K.

Whose House Is It, Baby? My House!!! Jamba Juicer gonna squeeze you out!